Melissa Woo
Professional Writer. Creative Thinker.
E-CARDS/GREETING CARDS
Hallmark moments? As a writer for Hallmark Cards, Inc., I've proudly created hundreds of them. These are a few of my favorites.
Mr. Wrong
Everyone knows Hallmark has a zillion Valentine’s Day cards filled with teddy bears and roses. But how many do they have featuring man boobs? Thanks to me, they have exactly one.
*Any resemblance these characters have to people I’ve actually dated is purely coincidental. I’m no Taylor Swift.
Birthday Shopping
A lot of Hallmark consumers love birthday cards that express deep, heartfelt emotion. This is not one of those cards. This card is for those who care enough to say, “Hey! It’s your birthday! And you’re a lady with feet!” (Take THAT, heartstrings.)
Inside: Haa-aa-aa-appy Birthday
Inside: Eat whatever you want!
Be naked!
Everyone wins!
Inside: Save the good clean fun
for another year.
Happy 30th!
Inside: YOU, on the other hand, are SUPER, stand-out EXTRAORDINARY!
Inside: Loooove yyyyou a lotttttt. =)
Inside: Don't worry.
My wild side is still pretty sweet.
Inside: Happy birthday to a guy
who's got plenty to spare.
Hallmark Cards, Inc.